Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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