Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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