How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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