In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
My breath smells like gin and sadness
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Randomize
