You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Randomize
