Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
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