Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
being pregnant is like rehab
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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