So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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