the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
and you fell through a lawn chair
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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