I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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