he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
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