I want to stick my p in your. b.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
worst night to have a conscience
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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