Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
