I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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