I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
zippers are such a cool invention
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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