Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
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