Do vagina's smell?
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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