Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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