that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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