Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
