We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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