Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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