Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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