your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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