I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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