I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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