come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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