Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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