butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
We had sex on a dog bed..
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Randomize
