Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
Randomize
