Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
