Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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