yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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