I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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