Dual....:-)
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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