The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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