If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I see more hoeing in ur future
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