I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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