How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
im calling her cock vulture from now on
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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