What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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