He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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