You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Randomize
