haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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