Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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