Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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