dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
This is the prime rib incident all over again
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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