did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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