so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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