why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I can't trust your balls anymore.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
