Have you finally orgasmed yet?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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