beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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