imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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