She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I enjoy the company of your penis
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
