She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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