I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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