i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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