she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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